Step 2: The window or entry of your liking may creak. This is especially important if there is a loaded weapon on the premises. It would be uncool to be found snooping around your one true love’s house during some ungodly hour. Step 1: Wait until you beloved and her loved ones are fast asleep. In five easy steps you can become the best stalker eva! How was I any better than some sick peeping tom?
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I was repulsed by myself as I watched her toss again. The creepiest thing, yet hilarious to me, about Midnight Sunis when Edward watches Bella sleep. And when he said, “I wasn’t going to stand around arguing with the wretch,” I fell out. If Edward wasn’t thinking about eating Bella, gently caressing her lips (LOL, who does that?), or how she looked in that damn blue blouse, he was thinking of “annihilating” the “obnoxious boy.” Oddly enough, that too, had me LOL’ing. I actually felt sorry for the douche bag in Midnight Sun. You need help, son.Īnd there is also another human who had the misfortune to make Edward’s personal hit list: Mike. This is how I envisioned Edward for most of the partial draft *wink* book: Then, he goes back to Forks and falls head over heels in love with the most “mouthwatering” “beautiful” “selfless” INSANE girl. Of course, then he runs off to Alaska and throws himself one hell of a pity party. Even if she had time to scream, which she would not, there would be no one to hear. His home was nestled right up against thick woods, with no close neighbors. I knew his house, as I knew every house in the tiny town. Okay, now imagine Eddie just like that while he says,
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*Evil crackle* Yessss…I’ll get those little blue smurfs! I’ll sneak into their village while they sleep and boil them alive! Won’t we Azrael? You know who Edward reminds me of best in the beginning of Midnight Sun? Have you ever seen The Smurfs? Remember old Gargamel and how he was always either planning some lame attempt to catch and eat the smurfs or crying from failing so hard? Then, the next page over he gets back to work plotting Bella’s murder.
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I didn’t want to be the monster! I didn’t want to kill this room full of harmless children! I didn’t want to lose everything I’d gained in a lifetime of sacrifice and denial! Who was this creature? Why me, why now? Why did I have to lose everything just because she happened to choose this unlikely town to appear in?
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It’s all about him, isn’t it? He isn’t the one who’s *thisclose* to being eaten, but here he is singing the, “Why cruel world?!” song. Why did she have to come here? Why did she have to exist? Why did she have to ruin the little peace I had in this non-life of mine? Why had this aggravating human ever been born? She would ruin me. He literally has a “woe is me, eff my life!” moment. BUT, as he is thinking of various ways to murder everyone in his biology class and eat Bella, he starts whining. Now, this I can understand to a degree because vamps, ya know, drink blood and all. He first starts off as an extremely condescending vamp, but as soon as he lays his eyes on Bella and gets a whiff of her sweet-smelling blood, he quickly becomes a murderous hunter. Like I mentioned earlier, Edward definitely suffers from manic depression. Manic Depressed, murderous vamp with feelings: OMG, did I really just type that? Project Hindsight is melting brain cells. However, I will touch on a few standout parts that really tickled my pickle. Well, that’s a lie, I probably could, but it’d be an awful long review. I can’t tell you how many times I snickered or LOL’ed. For the same reasons why some found Midnight Sun disturbing, I found it unintentionally comical. I was not entertained by the story or the writing. Right now, you may have your head cocked to the side with your eyes squinted, wondering if you read that last part correctly. And third, I was strangely and unashamedly entertained by it all. Second, there was part of him - and I didn’t know how potent that part might be - that suffered from Manic Depression. First, Edward was a stalker and a creeper. An unedited partial draft was illegally leaked onto the internet in 2008 consequently, author Stephenie Meyer put the project on indefinite hold.Ībout three things I was absolutely positive. Midnight Sun is the much anticipated retelling of Twilight from Edward Cullen’s perspective. Midnight Sun (partial draft) by Stephenie Meyer Book Review: Midnight Sun by Stephenie MeyerĢ5 November, 2011 Steph Sinclair Reviews 8 comments